Shop and Awe

Speaking of spying.
You have to hand it to the Bush administration, once again they have concocted a brilliantly dazzling distraction from a developing scandal.

No longer do you see the headlines about the possibly illegal domestic spying (on supposedly exclusively international transmissions.) Nope. that has been neatly swept under the rug.

“How did they do this,” you ask?

Let me introduce you to a thing they call Christmas.

Instead of wondering if Bush’s flunkies are intercepting your top secret, mushy, text messages to your Mom, now you are shoving soccer moms out of your way as you scramble to get that last copy of the Oprah 20th Anniversary DVD Collection. It’s like magic!